Max is finally defecating in the toilet, so he has been unusually scatological for the last few weeks.
Seraphia. That’s a thick layer of poop.
I’m not fabricating any of this — that is exactly what he said, and we have no idea where he got the word or why he said it. I suspect that it is a very useful word, given the right situation.
We sincerely apologize to any women named Seraphia for re-defining your name, but Max is 4 years old, and it is pointless to argue with a four year old.