A Banana? Or A Sausage?

That’s a big poop, like a banana or a sausage. It came out of my rectum

Max has a very nerdy relationship to his body. He doesn’t get boo-boos: he gets abrasions over his humerus; The itsy-bitsy spider is an arachnid on his epidermis; eating ice cream results in “I have dry ice on my cerebellum. “

The Smallest Bone

Max: I’m full of vibrations!

Dad: Max, where are your vibrations?

Max: In my stapes bone!

His father doesn’t know what a stapes bone is, either. Ok. He does know what it is, but was taking a break from being an arrogant, prideful bastard.