If I ever get an F on an English assignment, I will say that reading is knowledge, knowledge is power, and power corrupts.

While I was carelessly surfing the web at school, I happened to be selected to participate in a stupid survey. It said that I was eligible to win $70 or more. I took it and gave a positive review, and all that they offered was skin enhancers, neural enhancers, and testosterone pills.  Darn. I should have chosen the neural enhancers for Grandma.